Hey, guys, does John McCain’s new running mate remind you of anyone we all know (and love)?

Gospel of Gerard Baker

For those of us who’ve never seen it, the above is a famous illustration (cover from the Saturday Evening Post Magazine, November 24, 1951) by painter Norman Rockwell. Of course, while the notion of being “overtly religious” has been a bit unusual for some time (notice the awkward expressions on the faces of the other diners – and this was 1951), now being “religious” is, according to one Presidential candidate at least, a sign of being almost dangerously unbalanced.

Here’s a cartoon I came across earlier today, that illustrates just how “nutty” this really is:

I know Ben will agree!

And just think how fast the illegal immigration problem will disappear when Cthulu gets hungry for Mexican food.

As for the War on Terror…well, Cthulu is the ultimate terror, of course, so any terrorist trying to bring down buildings in this country ever again will probably be too busy fighting for survival to plot the destruction of America.

I’m not sure what sorts of Supreme Court Justices Cthulu would appoint, but since the commencement of his reign will allow mankind to be “free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy,” I guess it doesn’t much matter!

The downside of course will be the complete overthrow of the Constitution, but since things like freedom of religion (there will only be one) and of speech (who will dare say anything that might get him eaten instantly?) will also be moot, again, not much point.

One thing’s for certain, though: if you want a real conservative, who better than one of the Great Old Ones who existed before the beginning of time, and will make sure things really get back to what the “founders” intended. No more “Democrats,” that’s for sure, only meat on the hoof.

My “top three” were Mitt, Huckabee (!!!) and Giuliani.

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