Which angle looks best
January 29, 2008 | Uncategorized
Okay, so Sunday after Sacrament, I went out to my car to get my bag with all my teaching materials in them and I was lookin down and I ran into the Satellite dish. I went “Ouch”, but then I kept walking and got my bag and walked into Sunday school and all of my kids were staring at me like I was a monster and then one of the teachers said “Lainie, your head is bleeding”. So, I took some pictures to show you and I was thinking if I was interviewing for some very important jobs this week, which angle would look best at the interview?
8 Responses to “Which angle looks best”
I think you should just take a Sharpie and draw some humongous stitches all the way from your eye socket to your hairline. Just “hide in plain sight.”
If anyone asks, tell ‘em you used to ride with a motorcycle gang.
By bill on Jan 29, 2008
By mother on Jan 29, 2008
(I couldn’t top your comment Bill, so I just copied it.)
By mother on Jan 29, 2008
Omigosh, Lainie! Did you put a band-aid on it? Isn’t that what you told me one time? You told me that if you came in the house with a ripped off arm and blood squirting everywhere, I would just tell you to go put a band-aid on it. I really wasn’t noted for my motherly, nursing skills. Poor Bill can testify to that. He remembers staggering out of the door with a high fever, and barely able to climb into the car. I just said, “Sit up straight, Bill!” As usual, I had about six little kids with me. Finally, when Bill was called into the examination room, the nurse laid him down, and put her hand on his head, and said, “Oh, my, do you feel bad?” Bill thought, “Oh-h-h-h somebody cares!”
By mother on Jan 29, 2008
Ouch Lainie! That looks terrible! I think Bill might have a point there.
By beth on Jan 30, 2008
Are you trying to say Beth if I was interviewing with you , you would try to act like you didn’t notice my head or would you be thinking I needed to run away to one of those shelters for battered women.
By lainie on Jan 30, 2008
Actually, my thought would be “gee, wonder what the other guy looks like?”
By bill on Jan 30, 2008
Well I do remember getting in a fight after school with this girl and everyone was gathered around and she swung and I ducked and then punched her. I couldn’t forget that! Surely, I am forgiven, wait, maybe not I was over 8 years and baptized, I better go right now and repent.
By lainie on Jan 30, 2008