Racquetball Glove to the FACE!
January 18, 2008 | Uncategorized

Well, I have waited two days for a proper response and got nothing! Are there no other Racquetball players in our family worthy enough to face me. Am I alone the ChUMpeon D’joure! Surely someone can offer up some smack to at least sound like they could beat me.
Where’s Tony? He’s got smack coming out his nostrils.
Err… I mean to say, he’s pretty sarcastic.
SORRY HOMELAND DEFENSE, PLEASE DON”T REPORT ME TO THE ATF OR NOTH’N!
11 Responses to “Racquetball Glove to the FACE!”
I am not sure what your talking about, but I am sure that I could kick your booty in raquetball or any sport. Even though I haven’t played raquetball in 15 years, and anything else for about 10.
Feel better?
By carmen on Jan 18, 2008
Ben,
Lainie spanked me but Goooood the other day. Granted I have never played before but, I would be careful challenging her, she has some wicked wristwork… you never can tell which way it’s going to bounce after it hits the first wall:)
By Bud on Jan 19, 2008
Ben, that green-faced guy is going at it every time I log on here. Doesn’t he ever get tired?
It’s now 7:00 AM, and I’m ready for a nap, from watching him.
By bill on Jan 19, 2008
I claim no response when it comes to sports, I will just watch!!! I could bring my pompoms!! I should be very interesting to watch, 30-48 yr olds playing raquetball. I say lets have a game of volleyball, remember the last time we all played?
By brenda on Jan 19, 2008
I say , “Let’s have a “Family Reunion”!! Believe it or not, Esther, who is Chris Colbert’s wife, and she’s a marvelous lady, said to just give her the word, and a little bit of money, and just a location, too, and she’ll be off and running to organize everything!!! My suggestion would be to have it in Birmingham. That’s only sensible. I wonder if that place is open where Aunt Lucile threw that shindig for us. Remember? It was in 1993. Somehow, I have a feeling it didn’t survive. I don’t know why I think that. But, I loved it. Or, maybe we’d like to do a Christmas one up in a snowy place like Gatlinburg. hurry up.
I don’t have long.
By mother on Jan 19, 2008
Well Benny , I didn’t really use my “real serves” since I was teaching, or my “kill shots”. You may have me in age, but I have you in experience. the only problem I have ever had is that whenever I have taught a guy to play after so many months if he finally beats me then he doesn’t want to play me anymore.
As I said before it is a game of strategy and so even if you are older if you know where to put the shots you don’t have to do much running.
By lainie on Jan 20, 2008
Okay Benny, played a friend of a friend the other day, he was 26, I beat him 21-7. Obviously, I have too much time on my hands, but as I don’t go back to work full time till the third week of feb. I am playing my favorite sport as much as possible. I have games set up with some more friends Monday along with a hamburger cookout. these friends are all around 25 as well, a black guy 25, and a white girl 24. We shall see. Cut throat will be the game of choice that day.
By lainie on Jan 25, 2008
Well of course, 20 somethings are easy! I can eat a handful of those guys for breakfast and still have room for eggs and waffles with a slice of orange. Pah! Twenty somethings don’t have the experience yet. Now 30 something, that’s prime age + experience.
sorry Laine, but you’re 40 to 50 year old body couldn’t handle a 30 something. Much less this 30 something!
By ben on Jan 25, 2008
How do you make that weird face?? Well, even if we never get to play in this life, (and we might , you never know, its an old person’s game ), I will remain the family champ and theirs not much you can do about that , seniority rules (I’ve played for 28 years). Even, if I play you in the next, most likely I will still be the champ though we can’t bet over there.
By lainie on Jan 29, 2008
By ben on Jan 29, 2008
How do you make those faces?:(
By lainie on Jan 30, 2008